My Madapaka Sheet

Since Christmas is just around the corner, I am compelled to write about my simple yet out-of-this-world gadget wish list for this year. Hopefully some geek can read this and perhaps can make these for me. I will glady pay you.

• Telepads – Imagine yourself being disintegrated to a molecular level and you can go anywhere in the world with this baby. Saves fuel and avoid those pesky airport security.
  

• Jedi Lightsaber – If you watched those Star Wars Movies, I’m sure you will also want this thing. This baby can cut through solid steel and can take you to a killing spree if you allow yourself to be consumed by the dark force. May the force be with you!
  

• Wall-e Personal Assistant – Pixar’s Waste Allocation Load Lifter is what I really need right now, especially in my room. If you’ve been in my room, you know why.
  

• Tara Reid Holographic Image Personal Assistant – On second thought, who needs a robot to do all the cleaning! Imagine Tara Reid doing all the things you hate to do and perhaps this baby can also do some other neat stuff. Rawr <evil grin>. Sassy, eh?
  

• Camera-slash-cellphone-slash-laptop -slash-money-dispensing-machine – Everything I will ever need is in this baby.